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Our favourite jokes

  • What is the tastiest part of a band?

    The Drumstick!

    Jeremy Over
  • What do you call an alligator in a vest?

    An Investigator

    Sandra Clough
  • Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

    Because she will let it go.

    Natasha Winwright
  • What do you call a fake noodle?

    An impasta!

    Lois Winnifrith
  • I saw my dad eating some torches and lamps.

    He said he was having a light snack.

  • What cheese is made backwards?

    Edam.

  • Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

    To get to his flat mates.

  • What often falls but never gets hurt?

    Rain.

  • Why did the banana go to the doctors?

    Because it wasn't peeling very well!

  • What do you call a sheep on a trampoline?

    A woolly jumper

  • Why did the golfer bring 2 pairs of trousers?

    In case he got a hole in one.

  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Little old lady.
    Little old lady who?

    Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

    Fin Shaw