Swizzels

Swizzels

Sweet Tubs Range

We have so many scrumptious flavours of Sweet Tubs for you to choose from that you will be spoilt for choice.  Delicious gum and foam fruit flavoured sweets that don’t take life too seriously!


Our favourite jokes

  • What do you get if you cross a cat with a platypus, and then it crosses the road?

    A Flattycattypuss!

    Natalie Gough
  • What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

    Snowflakes

    Thomas Watson
  • Have you ever tried eating a clock?

    It's very time consuming!

    Charlotte Bland
  • What is the tastiest part of a band?

    The Drumstick!

    Jeremy Over
  • What do you call an alligator in a vest?

    An Investigator

    Sandra Clough
  • Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

    Because she will let it go.

    Natasha Winwright
  • What do you call a fake noodle?

    An impasta!

    Lois Winnifrith
  • I saw my dad eating some torches and lamps.

    He said he was having a light snack.

  • What cheese is made backwards?

    Edam.

  • Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

    To get to his flat mates.

  • What often falls but never gets hurt?

    Rain.

  • Why did the banana go to the doctors?

    Because it wasn't peeling very well!

  • What do you call a sheep on a trampoline?

    A woolly jumper

  • Why did the golfer bring 2 pairs of trousers?

    In case he got a hole in one.

  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Little old lady.
    Little old lady who?

    Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

    Fin Shaw

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