I once rode my bike to the local shop on a hot day with the intention of ordering a Mini Milk lolly.

I pushed my money across the counter and made the request nervously and quietly (as I was only young): "one mini-milk please", only for the proprietor to look at me very strangely.

The gentlemen of the shop then went about preparing my order: imagine my surprise and horror then when he started undoing the jar of mini-EGGS, placed one on the counter and prepared me ALOT of change.

I was too embarrassed to correct the situation and a 10 year old me went off to enjoy his singular mini-egg in the blazing sunshine.