Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can hoe hoe hoe!

Which of Santa's reindeer has to mind his manners the most?

Rude-olph!

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snowman?

Frostbite!

How did Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

Deep pan, crisp, and even!

What happened to the thief who stole an advent calendar?

He got 25 days!

How do snowmen get around?

They ride an icicle!

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy!

Who is Santa's most famous elf?

Elfvis Presley!

What do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party?

He had no body to go with!