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Christmas Jokes

  • Why does Santa have three gardens?

    So he can hoe hoe hoe!

  • Which of Santa's reindeer has to mind his manners the most?

    Rude-olph!

  • What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snowman?

    Frostbite!

  • How did Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

    Deep pan, crisp, and even!

  • What happened to the thief who stole an advent calendar?

    He got 25 days!

  • How do snowmen get around?

    They ride an icicle!

  • Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

    A mince spy!

  • Who is Santa's most famous elf?

    Elfvis Presley!

  • What do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?

    Freeze a jolly good fellow!

  • Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party?

    He had no body to go with!