Christmas Jokes

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Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can hoe hoe hoe!
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Which of Santa's reindeer has to mind his manners the most?
Rude-olph!
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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite!
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How did Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
Deep pan, crisp, and even!
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What happened to the thief who stole an advent calendar?
He got 25 days!
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How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle!
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Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!
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Who is Santa's most famous elf?
Elfvis Presley!
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What do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party?
He had no body to go with!